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Cake day: July 11th, 2025

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  • “Yes, but after you do, it’ll be blazing fast in the twenty minutes before you’ll have to recompile due to software updates.”

    “So, you’re saying that it would have been really efficient if all my eight cores weren’t constantly pegged building software?”

    “…Uh, yes.”

    “And that optimizing software for the native architecture could have enabled power savings, if those machines weren’t all burning oceans of kilowatt hours building the same software over and over again redundantly?”

    “Ah…”










  • “I’d like you to to give me a time estimate, including the time taken to define the task and it’s exact scope.”

    “You want me to do that before telling me what you want me to do or letting me think about what that’ll entail?”

    “Look, I just need you to pull an arbitrary number out of your ass and give it to me in writing, so I can hang you out to dry when you inevitably get it wrong.”







  • Denmark: If I had to average it out, we are getting pretty fucking tired of their shit in a relatively quiet sort of way. And very wary of the logical conclusion of a process we’ve seen happen before, right next door.

    There are of course some people who are still stuck in the eighties and are unable to adapt to rapidly changing circumstances. I would characterize them as “confused”.

    Ultimately though, we can’t bring the US’ house in order for them, and when that rubber band finally snaps under the tension of stoked civil division, Denmark’s going to have other concerns of its own to attend to, many of which will be a direct consequence of America turning completely inwards (and hopefully staying that way, frankly). Fortunately, there’s enough people who can see it that there’s a fair amount of focus on strategic decoupling and preparation.