This is a really really fun concept. I’m going to have a lot of fun thinking about it.

This was a fantastic write up and a joy to read. Thank you so much for posting! You have made me curious about the gyro now for sure, though I will likely skip the steak nuggets.

Every bit of your description made me smile. The included rant about fries was a delight.

I hope you get paid for your writing at some point, if this is a thing you do regularly in some capacity. I feel like you merit it.

Cheers!

I’m sorry, excuse me? ‘Purge’ us? What the absolute fuck.

you can even get a squeeze bottle one if you don’t plumb or can’t! i have one and have been using it for years. massive qol improvement.

Slop.

Garnet?

quality hole

rip chadwick bozeman

whew boy, this needs some self reflection from the person who posted it and anyone who upvoted.

it‘s going to be a very long list, lol

5. ole reliable