Can’t believe I forgot about the glorious green King of the Swamp. Forgive me.

Shrek is love. Shrek is life.

men on average think about sex about 8 times as much as women

Spontaneous thoughts of sex /= the entire spectrum of sexual desire.

They’ve done studies.

I’m not even gonna get into the sociological aspects of this, it’s a meme community.

A lot of my female friends are, for a lack of a better term, “woke” (not derogatory) and they have grievances with stuff Cavill has said in the past in regards to women and feminism. I’m not sure on the details, but it was enough of a turn off for them apparently. I have no skin in the game.

Yeah, this is true. I did a common food allergy test (dairy, eggs, shellfish, soy, peanuts and tree nuts) and nothing showed up on the tests so we moved on. That doesn’t mean it’s not some other food. But my family does have a history of metal sensitivity, and I FUCKING LOVE DARK CHOCOLATE so I feel like it’s a good lead after hitting dead ends for a year.

Thanks for the suggestion, though! I hope you get to enjoy some cheese with no rashes soon!

I love everyone in the comments trying to argue what is the objectively best min-max strats of going to the gym and finding a partner, as if Pyramid Head, Bowser, and Shadow the Hedgehog aren’t always topping the “God I wish they were real” lists for women. Girls are just as horny as guys, they just don’t show it outside certain spaces due to societal constraints.

Men, what I’m saying is: get into cosplay. Thank me later.

Henry Cavill. Look at women’s reaction to him, and tell us we’re wrong for wanting to include physical stature into our personal goals.

Most women I personally know actually aren’t that attracted to Henry Cavill. It’s the dudes that think he’s the perfect specimen.

That’s veeery hunky of you 😍

Bro, what the fuck are you even saying anymore.

The ketamine has fried these guys brains beyond belief.

You’re a doll, and I wish you a chocolate-filled future with no rashes 🥹

Literally going through eliminating sources of contact dermatitis right now, and I’m getting rashes where it makes no sense for contact dermatitis. Genuinely thank you so much, you may have saved me ANOTHER YEAR of frustration!

You might have just solved a year long mystery between me and my doctor…I’ve been getting random rashes all over my arms and torso, and we have yet to determine why. I love dark chocolate.

ADHD moment 🫩 (me fr)

Hey same! My cat loves going in the backyard, and whenever it storms he stands by the back door and looks at me to make it stop.

I am sorry little one, but I am not Zeus nor the Hyades.

Finally got 120Hz screens on base models

Wifi doesn’t work

Ok Apple…

I’m already in the EU, so under the UK branch of the subsidiary. Theoretically, I would be immune to the algorithm manipulation from the US. In practice, who knows. The UK hasn’t really been pushing back against US Tech interferences.

With Twitter going down, TT was my next best option for finding niche artiste and fandoms. My algorithm on there was really good with showing me new artists and fandom creators to follow. Idk where I’m gonna go now.

“iPhone” gets more clicks than “Pixel phone” I guess.

Literally all phones right now are fugly monochromatic bricks. Even the foldables, they’re just thicker bricks.

edit: The Nothing Phone looks kinda cool though last time I checked

They’re banning explicit manga AND erotica? Gooners, you gotta rise up and save the Michigan fujoshis and fudanshi!

In all seriousness, the real reason is clear, conservatives love telling on themselves:

Schriver’s bill also has a transphobic component. If adopted into law, the act includes prohibitions on material that “includes a disconnection between biology and gender by an individual of one biological sex imitating, depicting, or representing himself or herself to be of the other biological sex.”

Someone in the Michigan legislature got caught being too into femboys or something similarly stupid, probably.

I didn’t think a lot of drives were actually permanently borked, were they?

I’ll pitch in my anecdote: I updated to Windows 11 3878, everything was fine. Downloaded Helldivers onto my gaming drive overnight, and woke up in the morning seeing that the SSD was not being detected (WD Black NVME, no heatsink). Pulled it out, put it in another PC, saw that it was being detected, so I rolled back the Windows update because that’s the only other thing that had changed. Drive works fine again.

SOMETHING definitely happened, but I think it’s waaaaaaay over-reported tbh.

Yeah I’m not surprised about the Thiel/Epstein thing, I’m more surprised that the NHS is considering any sort of private health data handling by PALANTIR of all companies.