I had a similar thing happen with Best Buy. I ordered a laptop which showed as “delivered” but never arrived. In fact I was at home the whole day they claimed it was delivered and nobody even came. Best Buy had no proof it was delivered other than a tracking number, and wouldn’t send me a new one or refund me. The employee on the phone told me to just call the police and report it as stolen. I escalated it to a supervisor and asked them to listen to the original conversation, and explained that it’s not my responsibility to get the laptop - it’s their responsibility to ship it to me. I also at the same time disputed it with my credit card. The end result was someone at Best Buy calling me back and apologizing for the employee’s mistake, and my credit card company saying they refunded my money, as well as telling me I could keep the laptop if it ever arrived later. So it ended up working out. I just had to escalate it and be the squeaky wheel.

Careful that baby lol will grow up to become an adult ROFL

I have a solution. More algae.

Padme: Right?

Next thing you’ll tell me is Iron Man wasn’t the inspiration for the element iron.

Unrecognized toilet paper roll detected. Please make sure to only use authentic rolls.

Until the company shuts down its servers and your toilet stops working.

Even had a decent ending. Bizarro Jerry was excellent too.

But I do think he’s an idiot. There’s nothing to suggest he is intelligent beyond the average person, and many decisions he’s made that suggest he’s less intelligent.

While I think it will have that effect, Musk isn’t smart enough to have thought about it that deeply.

Dumb AIs that don’t ignore previous instructions say what?

Pay no attention to the rules behind the regex.

I’ve had both Seagate and WD drives fail. I just think drives fail rather commonly.

That’s just because of all its spaghetti code.

They may have made the page purely for SEO to grab a few people considering downloading GIMP.

Captain Beefheart. I get his performance was part of an act, but if you don’t take it all as a joke the music is pretty terrible to listen to. As a joke though it’s hilarious.

How many miles? Would you say, ten million?

Give me a pack of Red Vines and a large popcorn with a blueberry ICEE please.

Lobster and sushi only on days that end with a Y. It’ll be tough cutting back but he’ll manage.

True, but people who purchased Photoshop outright also still own it. It’s just super old and lacking most of today’s features.