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3 months agoMisery.
Wait, hang on, sorry, I spelled that wrong. Missouri.
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If you’ll notice the arterial nature of the blood coming from the hole in my head, you can assume that we’re all having a real lousy day.
Raw, wriggling, and covered in ranch!
It ain’t potato salad without raisins! Could go for some cheesy pea salad too
82·6 months agoHow I imagine it:
“I’m size 3”
“No you’re not”
“Yes I am”
“You can’t be”
“BRING THE DEVICE”
4·6 months agoNeeds more micro greens. Handfuls and heaps of micro greens and micro carrots
4·6 months agoBeam me up, Professor Falken!
Or dropped in a peat bog dressed in medieval knights armor clutching a modded gameboy color.