Fuck, and I cannot stress this enough, you. I had forgotten! The pain was gone!

What’s the best alternative?

There’s a local butcher near where I went to community college. Their slogan is “[Name of butcher] you can’t beat our meat!”

I was sent home for wearing a shirt with their logo and that slogan on it that I’d gotten from the thrift store.

Sent home.

From college

Haha. It’s so fucking awful, ain’t it? Lol

That’s really interesting! Thanks for explaining. How often do you play music for your patients? I’ve never had a doctor do this, but I haven’t had a lot of procedures

Like, you joke, but straight up, I despise getting pubes in my mouth. Fucking things are worse than popcorn kernal shells.

Yeah, my mom showed me that one years ago. So incredibly sad. Like, one mistake and it completely changes your life, your entire family’s life

That’s one of the nicest compliments I’ve ever gotten. Thank you!

Dude was very appreciative, he was panicked because he had pictures and sentimental things in it. Did not offer a reward and we didn’t ask… I did hope. But I didn’t ask. Lol

I dream of finding the wallet stuffed with enough cash to dig me out of this mess, but in reality, if there’s any way at all to get it back to who dropped it, I will. Found a wallet a few months ago on a day trip, laying in the road. Ending up using the names on the credit cards to Facebook stalk a dude, found his company website, called him, and met him a half hour later to return it. Had like 800 dollars in cash it. I just… Can’t be an asshole, even when it would benefit me

Don’t have time to read the article now. Is that the one where the mom had to breastfeed her preteen kids to keep them from dying, and the dad went walking looking for rescue and died while the rest of the family got rescued?

I lived right outside of Knoxville for 15 years. There visiting right now. I have this shirt. I have seen children wearing this shirt. It’s a real shirt. Lol

No community in jokes, but mine used to be “MailOrderWifi” and I had a neighbor who’s wifi name was “OnlyGaysStealWifi” with no password

Two things, quick one first: how do you play music on your phone if you’re scrubbed in? Like, can you touch your phone?

More important one:

That’s so fucking awesome. Medical professionals like you really help the freaked-out among us.

Not the same level of thing, obviously, but I have a bad phobia around blood draws. I don’t like shots, but I can deal pretty well. But blood draws just fully freak me out and I don’t know why. Same reaction I’d have if you tried to have me a black widow spider. The worst part of it, for some reason, is the location. It hurts less in the crook of the elbow, but psychologically, that’s the worst spot for me.

Had to get blood drawn today, and my PCP and all her nurses know how I am with this. I take it like a big boy, but I’m fully seething on the inside. I don’t freak out or panic, but I sit there and just have to close my eyes and make myself breathe, because I will legit forget to breathe.

Today, two nurses came in, and one kept me talking the whole time. Random shit. Talked about tattoos and car trouble and bills. Complete distraction technique, and it helped so much. The pain isn’t the issue, and other places have offered numbing spray. I mean, sure, that’s nice. But that isn’t the problem. The problem is that my fight or flight is kicking in. This doctor and the nurses get that, and they went the extra mile. It was amazing.

Sadly, I’m going to have to change doctors soon. I’ll really miss them.

That’s a fair point. Lol. I do prefer shaved, or at least trimmed, but in porn I don’t mind hairy so much. I don’t care for it in real life when it’s in my mouth, though. Hairy balls are unpleasant in the mouth

Spitting. It grosses me out so bad when people spit in each other’s faces or mouths. Ugh.

Professional porn is also unappealing. Anything that feels fake.

When guys refer to their body parts by female terms (like a guy saying “fuck my pussy,” “make me pregnant” et cetera).

When they are clearly on meth

See, I watch gay porn, so that under view with balls is actually super hot. Lol. And I quite like the pile driving/jackhammer fucking in real life, so that doesn’t bother me, either. But I don’t like professional porn, I like amateur stuff. And the fake moaning suuuuucks

Gonna get you some pumpkussy, I see

Without having read it myself, perhaps they mean 5% of total usage. So the gas generation is built to be able to handle 2/3rds of the power demand, in case of outage as a backup, but in normal operation will only contribute 5% of the energy demand. That way, in the event of a failure of the renewable energy source for whatever reason, or a failure in the batteries, the gas can kick in and keep the servers online while cutting disposal operations that represent 1/3 of the total.

I’m such a dumbass, I didn’t even think of that. I’ve seen it. One of my favorites