caseyweederman

It’s the Go Gopher

as car is to carpet

I’m not afraid, I’m annoyed. I’ll never get to finish my unfinished books. >:(

Depression is like a goldfish. It expands to fit the space it has.

#fortressworldproblems

And then throw a vampire down the well so your fortress can be free.

Same but then I can’t get the right materials (embarked in a place without sand) so I rock back and forth at my workstation until merchants come, but it’s only 50-50 that they’ll bring any anyway

I’m a teapot

Wait a little bit longer and get a Linux phone
Purism - Librem 5 running PureOS (or whatever Linux distro you want)

Well that’s not an endorsement of you as a person.

Hope that all the tiny little people had the sense to get out of the way because I sure can’t see them from all the way up here

Obligatory Mandy Patinkin was making the opposite point than is suggested by the OP’s excerpt

You won’t like Silksong then

About the same really

You have to configure it???

gidoombiigiz*

Why does it look so much like an ice cream sandwich

Yeah, two seconds in: “no, you’re not supposed to do that, obviously it’ll break if you do that”

init.d straight to jail

I like how you censored systemd