This movement paves the way for their transition to commodeism.

It’s either that or you have to pay for the shit tickets. Program is called “feces or see fees.”

Sounds like a job for looBlock Origin or a PeeHole.

Father Stickyfingers told me not to ask those questions.

The kid who thought he was helping build up the Scots wikipedia. Short version: he wasn’t. More information here.

Not really sure if that’s famous enough since he’s not a household name or anything but honorable mention at least.

Some stay dry and others scrub the stains.

Did you want that with the complementary poncho or without? Still have a bunch of them left over from back when Gallagher was doing the watermelon thing.

Like an aerial Tron bike but with a higher penalty for crossing your trail.

Don’t shit on me and tell me it’s raining.

Title case is a thing. Major words in caps, minor lower. Spam bots probably don’t read comments on their posts though.

I’m just a simple country hyper-chicken so don’t take this to court just bec-buck-buck-bc-GAAWK!

Excuse me.

… because I said so. Stupidity may be a defense if the standard being applied requires knowledge that the statements in question are likely to cause damage to another. If those statements are true, no problem, that’s a complete defense. If they’re not, the lawyers get to duke it out in court.

Most often, that won’t come into play though since a lot of states assume that the person making the false statements does so with the requisite guilty state of mind. It’s not universal though which is why the non-stick dick might get away with this too.

I’m using https://www.law.cornell.edu/wex/defamation as a reference, any errors in interpretation are my own.

Somebody who believed the D.A.R.E. officer.

I hope Kenvue (which used to be the consumer healthcare division of Johnson & Johnson) brings down an army of lawyers on these chucklefucks for the bullshit they’re spewing. Hardest part would be proving that said chucklefucks knew their claims were false though since it’s plausible that they really are this stupid.

Some day, they’ll learn what he was. If that doesn’t put an end to any residual positive feelings for him, I don’t have a shit to give about how they take the well-deserved vicious mockery.

They’re trying to protect their monopoly on radioactive-animal-based superpowers. Eat the glow-in-the-dark shrimp, become ungovernable.

Last Thursdayism is a fun rabbit hole to dive down.

People big dumb.

makes you agree faster

You’re absolutely right.

Yes, I also hope they don’t and not that they do.

Slop machine said that construction means clicks.