I did this until my coworker got annoyed enough that they told me to start using history | grep lmaoo

pretty bad. my emotional state gets absolutely wrecked for the day if I make the smallest of mistakes talking to people. I know how it’s triggered but not why it’s so intense. can barely bring myself to do anything these days cos of it

this is a good thing though??

oh my goodness. who could have seen this coming.

SIGN ME UP

if we figure out reincarnation loan sharks will be the first to strike

some of them don’t even know how to use a mouse and keyboard. it’s beyond beyond super fucked

what if you wanted a scarf, but god said

Traceback (most recent call last):
  File "you.py", line 1, in <module>
    scarf()
NameError: name 'scarf' is not defined

Saddam Hurricane

FRAMEWORK. FRAMEWORK LAPTOPS. WHY MUST THEY MAKE THEM SO WEEEEEEAAAAAAKKKKK

Looking at this makes me physically ill

I ain’t reading allat

that, or you have to make ABSOLUTELY SURE that you haven’t accidentally pressed a button on your keyboard that has inevitably resulted in the total destruction of the directory contents

delightfully horrifying

$ cd ..
$ ls
$ cd ..
$ ls

“hmm yes… everything seems to be in order”

multi step authentication flows that are customizable for each user would be kinda cool if that doesn’t exist already.

not too crazy like two factor authentication, just patterns or puzzles to arrange in different ways.

so every time someone tries to access an account, the authentication process is different every time

my ass searching up any ffmpeg command every time I wanna run them instead of memorizing it or putting it in a text file to reuse

• If you wipe someone’s memory completely and put them on those stairs without them having seen or heard anyone, whose voices do they hear?

• If you put a newborn baby there without them having seen or heard anyone, whose voices do they hear?

I nearly deleted this one myself lmaoooo I thought I was being too freaky