You used Quark, and not Quasimodo?

I’ll hunch your back and make you Notre Dame all over the fifteenth century.

You know those motorised lifts they install in old peoples homes to help them get upstairs?

Those things drive me up the fucking wall.

tylenolius

My sonis autismus

I hear it’s amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm in flap-jaw space with the tuning fork does a raw blink on Harry-curry Rock. I need scissors! 61!

@DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works, turn off Lemmy Now! The mission is a failure!

PSA2: get that pigeon out of the water. They can’t swim like ducks and will eventually drown if they don’t drift to shore.

I’ve spent hundreds of hours outside a university course studying epistemology. It’s one of the most valuable skills I’ve ever learned.

I spread epistemology like a virus. Thank you philosophy, for the vessel you lend your brother.

all I wanted was 1 package

I don’t see the discrepancy.

SCROTEUS

CANT WAKE UP

Fucking shopping carts.

What’s the import status on these bad boys?

aislopmukbangarr

The fact that 110% looks wrong, despite knowing it’s normal facial proportions, deeply unsettles me

I can’t even tell if this has been edited lol.

Hard to believe his face is that tiny.

I guess that’s why the shooter aimed for the neck?

That sounds like an argument for protecting ourselves, not that Kirks death isn’t a positive.

I’ll never forget this moment…

Charlie Kirk getting fucking holed

Marinating, or soaking more like.