Windows 11 will turn this into a 486.

Who shorted the stock price of Tylenol before this announcement? Unless I don’t understand what shorting is in the stock market. Which is likely regardless.

We need to go back to carrying a flip phone and a Psion iii. 😁

It’s sad. You can avoid dying in a Tesla by not buying one. But you can’t do much about someone else’s Tesla hitting you.

Office is the product that helped keep Microsoft ticking over. The world is too dependant on Office and people won’t abandon it just because of this.

My fat fingers keep trying to type Microsoft Orifice.

Can you use uBlock Origin to remove the DIV for the ad? Or is it using randomly generate IDs?

Sadly Trump will probably be dead before his place in Florida is flooded by the rising ocean.

I wonder if Amazon delivered it. Was the box five times too big and mostly empty; was the box dented and crushed; was it half sealed; was it stolen by porch pirates….

I’m also using SFTPGo at home and it works well.

Dave Cutler, the legend of VMS and the NT kernel.

At least they didn’t call it a suppository.

“GitHub just reached its 1 billionth suppository!!”

Like google, I’m sure Jeff has a near unlimited supply of money to pay lawyers.

Too late!

I think Java was first released just after I graduated. I do program Java at my day job though, and I don’t mind it. It has its quirks but I find I can express myself using Java, but I probably try to think towards much in OO paradigms when I design and code.

Isn’t that the point? The service department makes more money.

Surely Grok would make a better president and be more human and intelligent?

“Join our Discord server and Sub-Reddit!”.

Umm, no thanks.

I don’t know, I don’t have a Facebook account. But I can believe you’re right.

And we’ll doom scroll through ads as though they’re shorts, which I guess they are anyway.

“Write a program to launch a rocket”