When he dies you’re gonna miss that shit. I’d reccomend saving a couple of those voicemails.

Stupid questions.

More tires?

That’ll work perfectly with the contacts I already have saved.

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“Survival preppers” lol. My year worth of food and water made the pandemic extremely un stressful for me. I did miss toilet paper tho.

Jesus! Do you have a Butler to wipe your ass for you too?

Obviously not, I said they work.

My fridges and washing machines plug into the wall and work when I press the GO button. That’s the end of it. I resist “smart” things like the plague.

Coup. COUP! It’s not a fucking chicken house!

Nice! What’s the car?

That’s not how you spell l33t. You fucking n00b.

Oops! Dyslexia lol. My bad.

SPIC lmao. They might want to rethink that acronym.

Being able to block what you want is great, having other people decide what to block for you is not.

It also gums the fuck out of fuel injectors, and you’ll notice a drop in gas mileage Dependant on the blend. Its pretty awful shit. I don’t know why the hell it exists.

Shame you didn’t learn some basic life skills along with your vaunted education.

I got curious so I duckduckgo’d that shit.

Link

I haven’t seen Maddox in years! That was a memory trip.

Jesus dude, you should go join the IDF, you’d fit right in.