goes Plaid

My mother’s kitten has a favourite pastime which is jumping into an ikea bag and getting dragged around the floor in it. She fucking loves it… whats with animals and Ikea bags?

Philomena Cunk? I mean she looks similar…

Good opportunity to staple the other half to the other side of the pole!

Australia: Nunya

I set mine to vibrate so I feel it in my pocket when it goes off

Allsorts, we call em. They taste of chalk and disappointment.

That Mariah Carey one. You know the one.

Oh fuck you’re right. How do I never notice this?

Please, please let me be in a position to do this soon.

Those are the actions of someone who has dealt with The Public

Well they’re obviously letting me know that my windshield is dirty, so I fire up the washers. So considerate!

beckons her over with a come hither gesture “If I can make you come with just one finger, imagine what I could do with two.”

Kickflip

Karmastition by Alicia Keys.

Stevie Wonder’s original was awesome, but the mash up is just chefs kiss.

Her grandma sounds cool. I’d have a beer with her

If this ever got released, it would probably require constant phoning home and cost $400. Separately.

And then the car clapped

Looks like one of his book covers

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