Spez is just like that

I just don’t put on deodorant, same thing

Is that because it doesn’t have a nose?

You use US customary, though, not Imperial.

And also the kidnapping of farm workers

SSX Tricky

It’s the bestimate.

1984

You misspelled “spectacular achievement”

Four

But then how will middle management justify their jobs?

In my experience, it takes exactly as long as the task itself requires, but the bonus is that the task is then also complete

Bro

I’ve used a variety of different tactics to deal with this issue while on different teams:

• Story points all based on Fibonacci numbers: set all values to 4
• Five days (do not mention that they are not consecutive)
• Two weeks (no matter the scope)
• Give a time estimate on when a time estimate can be delivered (do NOT follow through)
• Repeatedly ask to borrow the requester’s time machine

You should be asking who

Wow, they’re all pining for the fjords?

Plenty of snowflake mods only post in their communities.

And dbzer0

No. “Going to college” implies an undergraduate degree.

That doesn’t determine the clear distinction between graduate school and undergraduate school.