Keeping Lemmy Facebook.

Fix your lock so it uses the same key.

I don’t think they’d care.

What you didn’t tie your wife up in the basement for six months?

Lucky it took me six months to get the proper level of stockholm syndrome into my now wife.

Are you still friend zoned?

Isn’t that the preacher zone?

If you read their comment you can see they did.

I have to mail my glovebox gun to myself when I drive through Canada because they hate freedom.

That meal isn’t improving anyone’s life.

I know right?

It’s just crying out in pain.

I think the table on the right needs to be rotated ninety degrees.

I’m starting to think that technology-wise Ted Kaczynski had the right idea.

Or snort.

Knowing that he loved coke and alcohol at this time makes this hairstyle make sense.

You watch what you say about my fucking mother.

Plus rotten potatoes smell like my mother’s asshole.

No they’re actually worse now.

I think I saw this on Facebook in 2010.

I haven’t been on Reddit in two years now.