I can’t just pull out my laptop at my shitty gas station job I had as a teen in 2007… I wanted an upgrade from my fucking slide phone’s shit browser. There was a huge market for it already. People KNEW they wanted it and it delivered.

From the name, I assumed it was another “Myst” parody but trippy.

Both my partner and I had friends when we were younger who told us that chewing ecstasy makes it hit harder and more quickly. We both believed them in our naivety. I could not recommend against that more.

I was gonna say, looks more like Burial Chambers in the Black Forest than the Swamp buildings!

I will very happily never read “Thanks for the award, kind stranger!” or a string of cringy award speech edits again. I’m so happy they don’t exist here.

Awards made Reddit so much shittier, that would be a nightmare.

Blow prolly tbh

I was straight edge when I was in school! I hit 20 and decided to try every drug. It was awesome.

That’s the same mothafuckin thing

Yes, it is appropriate to deem something made for children “childish”

Very normal voice. Very punchable words.

Ew nah fuck Spotify

I’m gonna have my partner, who also hates slide puzzles but is more stubborn than me, try it hahaha

Aha! That totally makes sense. My phone has a super big screen hahaha

Quick edit: I didn’t notice the lack of a paintbrush in your screenshots! Also excellent art skills.

I got to 30 something, but I HATE slide puzzles so I nope’d out. I really wanna see other levels but ughhh

He’s worked with Neal.fun before! He implemented the impossible password game into one of his fake banks.

I drew a crude stick figures, used all the tools, four colors, and it took it!

Me

He never pooped without my phone… I don’t let people touch my phone.

Yeeee when I have to go in, I just have it in front of me with stuff playing all day and my earbuds in, and whenever I get a message or I’m curious about something I don’t wanna look up on my work machine, I just pick it up and… use it like a phone. I know I’m lucky to be able to do that, but I can’t deny it’s awesome.