The Real King Gordon

100% High Quality Shitpost

O yeah? Well your wife’s homemade pants are poor quality and her bonnet is crooked.

Tomato, tomahto.

RIP. Please let this restore our timeline to normalcy.

Yes, absolutely.

This flow chart is helpful

https://imgur.com/personal-income-spending-flowchart-united-states-lSoUQr2

The nose is in on it too.

Why is his face going two different directions?

We should party like never before. If he’s gone then the party is righteous. If he’s here he will see his legacy. It’s a win-win.

It is our most modestly priced receptacle.

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Woo! 2002 passat owner checking in here!

Just whatever makes sense.

Unlike most things in life, putting more effort into investing will lead to worse results.

I recommend the Bogleheads forum at bogleheads.org or reddits r/personalfinance prime directive: https://www.reddit.com/r/personalfinance/wiki/index/

This flowchart will set you right. https://i.imgur.com/lSoUQr2.png

I am a dad of 2 and older than your dad.

Anything my kids do or gift me is exactly right. You cant make a bad gift to a dad, imo. Im just happy to be remembered.

Honestly just spending time with me is enough.

Hello fellow old person. I too miss things that just work.

I hear you, but Stan was just a cheap-ass.

I totally agree with you. Im just sharing one ill-informed viewpoint i have seen personally.

Absolutely he did. And he didnt want to pay for it and refused to vote for the taxes to support them.

He also bought an old truck that got 12 mpg and complained about gas prices from then on.

My conservative former friend said he would never vote for any tax for any reason.

Crazy, but true. No he didnt want anything well funded.

Dude you need to up your life a bit. Dontchathink?