Karyoplasma

If you fap with your right hand, how the fuck are you supposed to hold the mouse?

Talked to a guy recently that claimed ChatGPT has “an IQ of over 300”. Laughed hard, he got mad at me laughing.

They weigh about 1kg. The force of air is harder to answer as it’s less about how hard you blow and more about how loose or tight your lips are around the mouthpiece. But since dolphins can blow water several meters into the air, I’d just assume they can produce more than enough force to make a note.

No, needs to be 2. A dolphin’s windpipe is not connected to their mouth, so they couldn’t push air in 1.

They are called valves and not pushing any valves is called “playing open”. It just produces the trumpet’s harmonic series over its fundamental frequency, kinda like a bugle. Most trumpets are Bb trumpets, so dolphins could theoretically play all notes in that series. That’s very hard and requires excellent lip control, of course.

I mean, you can literally just chuck pizza into water and boil it until it breaks up and forms a broth. You might have to add a bit more seasoning afterwards to make up for the higher water content, but it should taste the same.

Fall - jogging pants + t-shirt

Winter - jogging pants + pullover

Spring - jogging pants + t-shirt

Summer - board shorts + t-shirt

If you think I’d be a slovenly recluse, you would be correct.

Lemme translate:

The work-life-balance in our company is so terrible that our turnover is insane, so please, please do our dirty work and get scraps in return.

As a millenial, I never understood this. Back when we were having LAN parties, we always shared our porn, so I know what pretty much everyone I care about tosses their salad to and they do know what I get off on as well. I’m impervious to that sort of blackmail, it’s like a superpower.

ok, ass: wiped X was funny

Fair.

Yes, it’s easy to understand, but this ifelse is much safer because it “handles” uppercase and digits by just returning 0. If you’d call OP’s function with something like ‘A’, you’ll get nonsense data because it doesn’t have a default. (I think it will return whatever value currently resides in eax)

Organized religion is destructive and harmful, homosexuality is not. Easy choice.

I abandoned my dreams and all it did was make me too depressed to do the other 5 things on the list.

Didn’t read the article, but the title is probably just your run-of-the-mill engagement bait and only tangentially related to the content. It’s 2025 after all.

The figure you’ve linked plots concentration by weight (wt.%), while the alcohol content of drinks is usually given in volume percent (v/v). Ethanol is less dense than water, so a 30% concentration by weight is a higher concentration by volume.

Imagine a 100g solution of 30wt.% alcohol. That means that 30g are ethanol and 70g are water. the 70g of water translate to 70ml volume (density 1g/ml) and the 30g of ethanol translate to 30/0.789 = 38.02ml. So in total, you would have 108.02ml of liquid and the concentration of ethanol by volume would be 38.02/108.02 = 35.2%.

Why it gets wacky at the end: Ethanol freezes at -114°C, water freezes at 0°C, but at specific concentrations, the eutectic composition, the solution freezes at a lower point than either of its constituents. The eutectic point is the lowest possible freezing point of a solution. The formula I gave is not applicable to eutectic solutions and is an approximation based on perfect solutions (which in reality don’t really exist).

Whoops. Well, I forgot to account for sugar and other stuff which decrease freezing temperature as well, so the result might still be around right. It’s an ok ballpark at least. Precisely calculating a solutions freezing temperature when it has that many different solubles is pretty hard.

Yeah, that’s how it is here as well, so these Jägersicles look fake.

tl;dr Around -23°C (-9°F).

Formula for freezing point depression is:

ΔT_f = i * K_f * m

ΔT_f = freezing point depression in absolute degrees ©

i = van 't Hoff factor, the number of particles the solutes splits into, ethanol does not split, so 1

K_f = freezing point suppression constant, for water 1.86°C * kg / mol

m = molality of the solution (aka how much you add), looked it up and it’s 11.42 mol for 40% ethanol/water mixture

1 * 1.86 * 11.42 = 21.2412°C

Is Jägermeister really that green in the US?

Here is a scenario that actually happened, you’ll be the judge:

Person A is someone who, to their own admission, wanted to be friends. I know them over persons B and C, long-time friends of mine, A is very close to C. I invite A to a BBQ at my place that B and C are attending as well, they leave me on read, but tell C they’ll come, so when speaking to C shortly before the BBQ, I get told that A is coming as well. A then asks, last minute, if they can come too even tho I already know they planned to come. I brush it off as bad communication.

Next month, pretty much the same situation. I invite A, this time telling them that they should drop a yes/no so I can plan for food. Get left on read again. At the day before the BBQ, I ask again if they’ll come, they say no. Next day, A asks if they could come despite saying no, okay well whatever. Anyway B and C arrive first and they know that A is coming too. They were told a week ago, I had no idea. Got me pissed, so I text A and ask what the fuck their deal is and now suddenly I am the clingy bad guy. B remains neutral, C takes the side of A telling me, it was my fault that it didn’t work out and that A was simply trying to surprise me.

Anyway, I am not friends with C anymore either. Fuck that shit.