guns. you can guess where im from

burning down a tree isn’t the way to go

I can see it happening if both cars are the same/similar make and model and they’re parked close by

blackout poetry is awesome. it can be either insanely moving and deep but also makes for great shitposts

I’ve met plenty of nice chihuahuas :(

I was gonna say, F has West Africa and a ton of South American countries as well! D is a good choice, but imma go with F as well!

I thought she was hot before I realized she was a nazi

doctor who, at least for my parents and I. my parents refuse to pirate shit, though

blokada can block in app ads, to an extent

ngl I don’t know if the earth will even be inhabitable in 600 years

i didn’t know race horses could type lol

at the bank I work at we’re supposed to use a member’s name twice during a transacyand no one does it because it’s fucking creepy

two dry frogs? sounds like an emergency frog situation!

To be fair, high yield checking accounts sometimes require you to actually use the debit card

in another timeline Jesus would just be the patron saint of carpenters

yeah, then we’d have thiel as our president through vance

the pigs are going to go after you even if they have no evidence. don’t comply in advance

ah yes, because it’s not like they’re alrrady commiting violence. If they’re gonna try and eradicate minorities, we should at least take some of them out with us

happy birthday!

anecdotaly, all the guys who’ve been hired recently at our company have really nice butts, but I doubt it’s intentional lol

troon just reminds me of those old troom troom videos