To be fair it does help put into perspective how much of an animal (in this case deer) would make up as a burger

I prefer measuring in football field turf rolls though

Considering how it’s after use, there would be no urine

You lift it up to use it and set it back down afterwards

Edit: to clarify, I am male and stand to pee. I lift the toilet seat and lower it when I’m done.

As someone with common sense and a little bit of decency: complaining about being asked to leave the toilet seat down when it benefits everybody is ridiculous

Unless you like sitting on the ceramic with no seat, I guess.

Considering how my driveway gets completely washed away any time it rains, I’m going with #2 no questions asked.

Don’t even have to read the rest of them, gravel is expensive!

Except windows doesn’t ever actually shut down after the reboot if you tell it to “update and shut down” lmao

I personally am not bothered at ALL by the banner video ads overlayed on top of another banner ad that opens a new tab when you try to close the banner video then another one opens covering the original banner then the page scrolls all the way back to the top and shows you an email list sign up, why would I be?

Man shy

Weird pineapple

Man come

Weird orange

Realistically they probably didn’t use the traeger until the 4th, so they were about a year behind on “updates”

Unless you’re my dad, then he finds any excuses he can to use his traeger. The thing can smoke a damn good brisket, software updates be damned!

The peace price because Linux is bringing peace on ear-

I had a friend paraphrase the plot of fahrenheit 451 for me, because I haven’t read it. Talk about ironic!

On another note, I need to read more

I was told in 6th or 7th grade science class that you can’t hear underwater

A similar vein as this, at work I was talking about a heat gun:

“Look, the feet are molded into the cable so if you break it you have to buy theirs!”

I then pull the cable out to show it as an example and snap

I didn’t realize it had a retention clip at all, so I lightly pulled it and snapped the thin plastic holding it in. I thought it was held in by friction.

Oops.

Outlook (deprecated)

New Outlook

Outlook

New Outlook 3DS XL

Outlook (new)

Outlook (New)

Microsoft Outlook

My mango is to eat a uh small uh bag of uh assorted nuts.

Reverse shout-out to Barstool sports on tiktok

Don’t you understand? That IS the gameplay! You act out the entire cutscene with the most in depth and engaging control scheme Rockstar has ever developed! (tap A for 5 minutes to talk)

It looks like incognito and adding “meaning AI” really gets it to work just about every time for me

However, “the lost dog can’t lay shingles meaning” didn’t work with or without “AI”, and “the lost dog can’t lay tiles meaning” only worked when adding “AI” to the end

So it’s a gamble on how gibberish you can make it I guess

I assumed you guys just did hashtags like “#mondayblues” so on sync it showed up as titles because of the markup lmao

Unless neither of you did that and I’m just going crazy, which is definitely possible

hello I also have big text