BeeegScaaawyCripple

the tesseract of anxiety

WHERES THE PIZZA CASSANDRA YOU SAID THERE WOULD BE PIZZA THAT’S IT I’M ORDERING TACOS

♫how do you solve a problem like an older conservative lady who does not like it loud?♫

you know what that doesn’t scan we should keep the other lyrics

aww i just have fish

i just spent too much time watching merv and it’s not 4:20 yet. that’s one great cat.

Toledo!?

i posit we should create a sixth category, “illusion of peace”, and put all the contiguous 48 greys in it, and leave HAwaiilaska in 'illusion of safety"

thanks! i was making a stupid joke, but hell yeah new bands

what?

hey what you got against those sexy american lions

not everything on craigslist is a scam at least. i got a very nice cargo trike through there for like $2000 less than it’s worth

i never played caravan. there real poker in the casinos?

i haven’t been a sexy scrawny twink in a while, but i’m more bear-y. not looking to shaving for this one.

wife wants to go as She-Ra. maybe i’ll be She-Ra and she’ll be He-Man, it depends what we find at the thrift store

Fontana di Carlo Kirko

Don’t need to go to a casino for that, just gotta boot up red dead

Band of Brothers

i’m planning on going as pre-transformation HeMan. i just need to get the vest, everything else is easy

Don’t do the time if you’re not willing to commit the crime

That’s how the saying goes, right?

how much tort could a tortoise commit if a tortoise could commit tort