Sonicare might be expensive but it leaves my teeth feeling cleaner. It’s like having that perfectly smooth clean feeling after a dentist visit every day. No way I’ll ever go back to manual scrubbing like some sort of troglodyte.

So you’re telling me that you can just press a few buttons and learn how to make a bomb? How are your landlords and bosses still alive?

There are 10 kinds of people in this world

Sure, but we’re in a job interview, right?

Would you please be the boss of me now?

I was a senior project manager at Twitter

Closer to kwest-chun

what are people going to do? go somewhere else?

Amazon fucked up on this part of the enshitification strategy because there are still plenty of other options

Maybe they didn’t like the username?

Yes, I knew that. If I could remember which layer of which tree I’d be all set.

The path of a bullet is parabolic. You ain’t hitting shit with that math, yo.

Pretty worthless feature considering 99% of calls from unknown numbers are spoofed anyway

https://youtube.com/clip/Ugkx8NtRZQt43DBrVgwOwCrJa_3ci2J3Nsva?si=1IQVyis8GBz0S6nB

Ok, sure, that’s a lot of mayo. But I didn’t think OP was referring to an amount consumed in one sitting. Surely there’s someone out there that just loves macaroni salad or coleslaw who ends up eating way more on a longer timescale.

Yeah, that’s going to require some travel, so it’s going to cost more, but I’d go as low as $20,000.

How long is that going to take? Can we do it via Zoom? If it’s not inconvenient for me to attend this meeting I’d be down for $1/second. My number is higher if it has to be in person, but I’m not gonna act like it’s a high number.

The Amazon near me has a “Just Fuck Off” policy. They redecorated the old Toys R Us building a few years ago and then never bothered to open the store.

Yeah. I was very suspicious up until that last part, but it turns out it was her after all.

get the fuck out the club

That’s legit good advice

20% of your effort produces 80% of your results, so giving 40% effort at work should be plenty. Don’t even half ass it.