DrMango

Demand reparations for Netscape Navigator!

HBO loves doing this with their shows. See also True Detective

OP should try opening the pickle jar with their thighs

But who taught her to load the dish washer?

Yep. Unfortunate though this is, it’s an important lesson for OP and their kiddo.

Save early and save often.

I’m not talking about the uses for the tool, I’m talking about how you used the company’s own website as a point of reference for the tool’s capabilities. They have a profit motive so of course they’re not going to advertise unsavory uses for their product, just like your knife companies aren’t going to advertise that their product can be used for mutilation.

But go on with your pedantry I guess.

I mean of course the official website isn’t going to say “it’s a great tool for hackers and car thieves”

So true. I was watching this on a whim recently and noticed Ted is just an incomprehensibly annoying human being. This guy constantly ignores good advice because wHaT aBoUt TrUe LoVe and is constantly dragging his so-called friends into his shenanigans and inevitable failures. Also he’s a bad friend to pretty much all of the other central characters and will constantly turn them down or ignore their needs in his relentless pursuit to find a girlfriend. Even Barney, the supposed sex hound, frequently makes time for his friends and genuinely wants to see them have a good time. Not Ted. Ted is a selfish bastard who thinks one “grand gesture” can make up for any transgression, so he let’s minor transgressions build until he has to make a grand gesture to smooth things over. That guy is toxic.

Hold my shell, I’m going in

ThinkPad is now Lenovo just FYI. They were acquired some years ago and now Lenovo makes and sells the ThinkPad line of hardware

400 iq play is getting to the red pill multiple times and then taking the blue pill once you’re satisfied with your path. Catch me on NG+10 taking the blue pill

Absolutely body language first. It is well established that children can learn and use sign language to communicate long before they can speak. If that doesn’t count as “body language” then I don’t know what does 😉

What about like a guitar hero star power style meter that builds as you type accurately and eventually has both users screens exploding with lights and sounds?

NICE

Edit: I have watched this video before. Am I having a stroke?

I wish Summoning Salt would do some more recent or different games, but he really seems to love the NES/SNES era. Just saw he released his second multiple-hours-long video about Mike Tyson’s Punch Out and I am just not the audience for that I guess.

He could do good things with Hollow Knight or Halo 2 for example, but maybe that’s just not his passion.

Hopefully it doesn’t try to bang it’s cousin

I can pretty much guarantee that these streamers were all wearing some kind of strapless bra, halter, or pasties just out of view of the camera. Way safer than risking a nip slip resulting in a permaban

It’s not just slower than flying, it’s slower than driving in most cases.

I think we already know where that little guy belongs

It seems to be from some kind of Reddit end of year highlights reel. I think OP probably engaged with the post about Apollo shutting down a lot (voted, commented, maybe viewed it a great deal of times, etc.) and so Reddit served them this little “highlights” card.

OP is now sharing it here as a “remember where we came from / fuck Reddit amirite” post