Try Propertyware, it’s worse. Five years experience with it.

This is the real reason. Google is an ad company, not a search engine.

I hope WOPR and SkyNet would be taken as a warning not to do that.

This is as close as I get to social media.

Taters should have his own wikipedia page. First outer space cat video.

He can’t change that he used to mod a certain sub, and we can certainly shame him for that.

“Oops, we found another Jedi”?

They’ve cut hours to the point that they often don’t have people to watch the other self checkouts.

Walmart.

At even faintly busy times, they have lines waiting to self checkout, because half the self checkouts are closed. And of course, they have only one regular register open with 8 people with full carts in that line.

Trees do it much cheaper.

I waited just under a year for my preorder.

Yes, I will buy the OLED one, and pass the original to my son.

Paid $6700 in May to replace mine.

Ah, the Star Trek transporter conundrum.

You want to fight pedophilia, cut of the trafficking network at the head.

Release the Epstein client list.

They won’t, this is how you know it’s not about pedophilia, it’s about further invasion of privacy and more monitoring of the peasants.

Well, it’s owned by Google…so…

What’s the most you’ve ever lost on a coin flip?

You don’t have to buy more, just buy the same things you bought 2 years ago that’ll put you over the new limit. Keep those treasury printers going brrrrrr.

TIL IBM owns the Weather Channel.

Great, now I can scan my poop.

That’s gotta suck.