We had bendy buses for a brief moment.

That’s one of the symptoms of Mad Cow Disease.

Well, we can’t have them investigating themselves now, can we?

Every east-midlands train I’ve been on has had to cancel specific seat reservations when I got on anyway. I think they just constantly overbook or something.

Turns out we can solve the unemployment crisis by just creating problems for ourselves! Let’s start throwing eggs at windows to get window cleaners more business.

Funko would drag a lawsuit out for years, but Itch might have the spite to push through it.

It’s good that people are able to get out of it, though. How’s he doing nowadays?

This reminds me of my mate in primary school answering the fox, chicken, and grain river puzzle by saying “they should all cross on jet skis.”

Careful, Elon might try to sue France.

I want a keyboard that is just one main key with 100 or so modifier keys surrounding it.

You’ve got an ‘S’ key, so that’s enough.

I first assumed this was a Kitboga project or something, but the fact that it’s a mobile provider doing it themselves is amazing.

Where can I get this list?

I think we just need to adopt the 2000s mindset again of dropping a platform when it gets shit. No one gave a fuck about the loss of Digg and Myspace.

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Ironically I don’t think a eugenicist should be reproducing.

I’m using both platforms through Openvibe when I’m on my phone.

“Only Apple users can make reservations here.”

Also, I’m not sure what a video call would achieve. Surely that’s less efficient for them?

Amogus took too long to step down, leaving Skibidi no time. They really need to give them a good few years if they want to get another Fazbear-like figure.

Feel bad for the average Joe over there.