I’d like to wipe out any knowledge of the Lord of the Rings movies and franchise before 1999 so I can experience it all over again. But the extended editions. And in a row, not waiting a year between each one.

Love the cropping on the B

This protective intelligence investigation led to the discovery of more than 300 co-located SIM servers and 100,000 SIM cards across multiple sites.

They found a phone farm.

Add a dash of DAW and it becomes an incredible fusion of old and new

Anecdotal evidence based on past witch hunts by the right like gay panic, adultery/porn problems - panic based mobs are haunted by the people they hunt.

A listening device would need electricity and probably an antenna. Could be easy to use one wire for both. Clearly the light switch is the most obvious suspect. Maybe a screw is a microphone, the flat head crease hiding a micro mesh. This person clearly isn’t paranoid. They are just hiding holes they punched in the drywall.

I heard he sleeps in a racecar bed.

Where did you see he was turning left? Given his background with groupers, he’s got Internet brain rot and is trying to play lefty while doing what he did for the reasons stated are hardcore radical right.

Try to convince folks a car is art. Either the design or the experience. People seem really resistant to the idea of mass produced things that aren’t intended to be art can, in fact, be art. But some cars are beautiful. Some cars are thrilling. Both are human expressions of emotion yet neither have allowed a car to be art. The only way an art gallery would accept a car as art is if it is deformed.

I will always support creators of handcrafted, artisanal shitposting. Thank you for your work. Keep them on their toes.

Covid was the wake up call I needed to realize that while I understand the nuance many others need the point made for them to understand the point of the scenario. We understand Eleanor. Some understand Callum.

I love this. It’s like Cow Tools for Twitter. No one is sure what’s going on but there’s some semblance or parallel of a known cultural reference.

I need that mouth to open revealing another eyeball

Come On Home

God damnit Zoidberg, you know why.

I once had the opportunity to visit a dead whale on a beach and the craziest thing is the smell. It’s so aggressive and overwhelming. Because the whale died at sea it started to decompose and the rancid oils covered the beach. The belly had popped and the meat was dark blue blackish. My sinuses got PTSD.

Nothing compares to a massive rotting meat sack marinating in salt water for a few days.

Seems inspired by Georgia O’Keeffe

These are the people who undercut and betray their fellow human for the chance of being held in higher esteem to the leader than others. In grade school they were called tattle tales. In high school they were narcs. In life they are class traitors who make living harder for everyone - so they can have a chance at being favored.

Screw with their plans and lean into how the room is feeling. Fuck with office culture to call them out on that late Friday meeting question. “This sounds great but I have to button up some things before end of day. Let’s pick this up on Monday and do we have the whole week to keep it top of mind.”

Fuck those lollygagging dipshits who need to ask questions.

It’s cheap noodles! And 5mg of chicken bouillon. Mix it with a splash of soy, fish sauce, 5ml sambal olek, and 30mg of peanut butter for a simple peanut noodle that feeds one in 5 minutes quite cheap. Use take out soy sauce packets (one packet) and a fast food hot sauce sachet instead of sambal for an even cheaper meal option.

If ever you need a fast and cheap option to start a meal idea, Top Ramen should be at the top of the list.