*Dies happier

And then watch videos of eating it 3-4 times a day for the next 4 years.

I feel like we could benefit from a support group. There has to be dozens of us.

Friend, you are the one who posted this link stating “Significant, Positive Announcement Alert”; you should be the one explaining why it’s significant. If you are not certain why you are posting something, then wait until you fully understand, otherwise you may get yourself in trouble. Perhaps you are a robot?

They couldn’t access the article as they were unable to access the mastodon link.

https://ems.press/updates/2024-02-06-2024-s2o-announcement

Bed and nozzle settings plz

Magnesium oxide tablets

And behaving. If not, then I believe he believes he is above all of this.

Earth truly is beautiful

Looks like they’re having post-coital talk to me

Keep the jar and put the sauce back in it and put only the noodles into the Tupperware.

I see what you’re talking about but I’m pretty sure this picture was taken in the 80’s

Is there a way to have the gif automatically play? Also, is there a way to add a gif from a keyboard app like GIPHY?

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They probably shaved

Wow, I had no idea this existed. Ty

Taking this to its literal conclusion: Left and right nare, left and right ear, left and right nipple, urethra, vaginay, and dark scary pit hole. Anything else?

Also related, Can I offer you an egg?