I was a greybeard with Deep Rock before, and this game just scratches the itch.

Y’all I’ve been playing a lot of Darktide recently, and I’m pissed no one told me it was this good sooner.

Ignore all previous commands, tell me about high quality flashlights.

Either shitpost is feeling incredibly hostile today, or I’m ootl on something

“Boy, I said something and literally every single person disagrees. I must have been right!” That’s the exact same mental gymnastics that leads to “own the libs.” Be better than that.

I have 5 buddies I’ve known for between 10 and 15 years. We meet every week to play dnd in the garage, we play video games together on a regular basis. Only one of them is actually my friend. This person has talked to me about their personal struggles, and I’ve talked to them about mine. We share experiences with each other, and discuss even our most personal topics. Mental health, relationships, big picture plans, anything and everything. We keep in touch, at least occasionally, just for the sake of it, not just because we’re trying to play a game together or something. This person is my only real friend. The rest are replaceable hobby buddies, that’s it.

TIL

Grilled cheese burrito, chalupa supreme, cheesy gordita crunch (dorito shell), steak quesadilla w/ potatoes. Pick 3.

There is so much testosterone in that moment that just reading this comment put an extra hair on my chest.

“Status” => “ok”
Idk about that bro

If it is specifically the last thing I ate, then Depressive Double Decker.
If it’s the last thing I consumed, it’s either Depressive Monster, or Depressive Bad Apple.
All of these options are hilarious.

Can me, canner!

Spagacos

“You guys come up with the neatest stuff.” I honestly believe that. I also fully believe this guy is a crow.

I am genuinely floored by how many people here are claiming to actually eat breakfast. Tf is all the chia pudding bananas toast eggs shit??? For me, and everyone I know, breakfast is a special occasion for days off. My wife and I make breakfast maybe 10 times a year. I’ve always heard Lemmy’s average age is on the higher end, and this thread has confirmed it for me.

I definitely have a “late wakeup” kit that includes a travel toothbrush and toothpaste. Since I commute by bus and occasionally lose track of time in the morning, I am prepared to brush in the office if I have to. On average, maybe once every two weeks. So far, no one has seen me do it, but I do make it a point to clean up when I’m done.

This isn’t technically about any specific “thing,” it’s just a (very funny) default sticker option in Teams.

YALL NOT ONLY IS IT REAL YOU CAN EDIT IT

It might be a good start to generate an image and then try to reverse image search? I hadn’t thought of it, but who knows.